Does Your Workout Routine Super-Suck?

Stuck in an ancient workout routine? Ready to finally give up your creepy 80’s aerobics class with that scary teacher?

Just in case you didn’t catch the drift of the video above, SUPERCHARGED is a cutting-edge, modern, yet always-evolving dance cardio program that you can do anytime, anywhere, without any dance experience whatsoever.

We’re always pumping out brand new music too to keep up with the times – so you’ll never get time-stuck again.

Give our BODACIOUS MOVES a whirl!

But maybe you don’t even realize you’re still stuck, stuck doing old moves, stuck thinking there’s only one way to work out, stuck and set in your ways until the end of your days.

Maybe you don’t even realize how outdated all your moves are, still working on the FOOT TIGHT in your living room wearing the same exact clothes you did when you first saw Footloose.

We’ve all been there though, so don’t worry.

We love you no matter what!

And yes, we are all also still in love with Kevin Bacon.

Just remember, THERE IS HOPE, IN PERPETUITY, FOR US ALL.

And it rests outside of time, in a land within your heart called Summer Forever. If you haven’t seen the video yet, watch, watch, watch! You’ll basically turn into a happy coconut, without becoming basic, of course.

You are more than fierce. You are vicious. You have what it takes. You are SUPERCHARGED.

- Kwanza Jones
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If your workout feels anything like this listing of wonderfully super-bad 80’s workouts, it might be time to join the Supercharged Society:

WE’RE ALL ABOUT SUPERCHARGED ENERGY HERE, BUT EVEN THIS MIGHT BE A BIT TOO MUCH FOR ABOUT, SAY, SEVEN THOUSAND LIFETIMES…

HORRIFICALLY WEIRD WARM-UP BREATHING TECHNIQUES? WHAT ON HOLY DIRTY EARTH IS THIS.

HEY YOU! IF YOU’RE WORKING OUT WITH ELEPHANTS, GET OUT OF THE GOSH DARN ZOO!

ARE YOU WEARING A PASTEL SWIMMING SUIT TO WORK OUT? ARE YOUR SOCKS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HAIR? IT’S TIME…

HYPERACTIVE LEG WORKOUTS WITH CREEPY-SENSUAL VOICEOVERS, HMM…

Question:

What's the weirdest workout routine you've ever done?

 

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Hey love. I'm Kwanza Jones the creator of SUPERCHARGED®. I, along with the entire SUPERCHARGED team, am happy you are here. Welcome! If you're like most of our readers, you're committed to reaching your goals in fitness and life. But sometimes you struggle with staying motivated. That's where we come in. We help you feel the energy, turn it up and ignite your life.

Ready to go from stuck to SUPERCHARGED? You're in the right place. Join us!

 

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